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Anubis/Horus? Slash based on Russian fairytales? Life has never been quite so good to me. ^_^

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Today at the bar I've remembered the funniest story from my uni days. XD Perhaps, I've told it before to some of you, but here goes.

In the fourth year, our Uni established its own radio and my russian friend and me started doing a weekly show. Once, with 15 mins to go until the end our mutual friend, Barry, came to pick us up. We told him to sit quietly in the studio with us and once the song was over went back on air.

It was time for my russian friend to introduce the last topic: that of some trout (?) farm in Ireland suffering great losses because of jellyfish attacks. I must say that we made our notes for the show in Russian, so on air we basically had to translate into English sometimes. I am waiting for my friend to introduce this story when... yes, he forgets how to say jellyfish and English and instead, automatically says medusas which is the Russian for jellyfish plus the plural English "s". I apologised to the audience (the radio show was transmitted throughout all the public uni areas) and realised that I don't remember how to say jellyfish in English either. So I turned to Barry.

"Barry, how do you call in English these things with thin long tentacles?" said I. Or at least that's what I wanted to say. Instead it was: "Barry, how do you call in English these things with thin long testicles?"

Of course the three of us howled with laughter, the fact that we were still on air, all but forgotten. To finish things off, through the laughter, I managed to exclaim to my russian friend: "I can't believe you made me say testicles on air, you fuck!"

UPD: Also, I have been up since yesterday's morning and I had lots of cider, forgive the typos if there are many. XD *feels numb*