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Guys, I know it's late, but that's me. XD If you want me to send you a christmas card, please give me your  name and address. Comments will of course be screened. :D

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On the phone with fiance earlier today I mention a pretty polo t-shirt he has (Yes, I got it for him. Yes, I OBJECTIFY MY FIANCE), which somehow leads to a mini-rant:

Fiance: "My arse is better than THAT GUY's (a friend of his I happen to know) and I'm much slimmer than he is! etc. etc."
Me: O_o  Why are you bringing him up? *pause* Were you looking at his arse? You were looking at his arse! How gay are you? 
Fiance: *growl, flail, growl*
Me: *cackles*

What is this, I don't even. XD